Wednesday, December 8, 2010

potty mouth ...

For all of you who love a stories about bodily functions, here is a conversation I had yesterday with Doodle ...

Doodle: "Mommy. My side hurts."
Me: "Well, honey, you probably have to go to the bathroom."
Doodle: "NO! I! DON'T!"
Me: "Whatever, Doodle. Then stop complaining." (Obviously, I am really sympathetic.)
Doodle: (Whining) "But, my side hurts ..."
Me: "Then go to the bathroom."

Doodle stomps off and I proceed to pick up around the house.

Doodle: (all of 30 seconds later) "Mom?"
Me: "What?"
Doodle: "I am going to the bathroom."
Me: "I'm super happy for you."
Doodle: (not to me, but loud enough for me to hear): "I just can't stop pooping! I am pooping so much! I'm gonna fill the toilet up. I guess I really had to go poopie."
Doodle: "Mom? What are you doing?"
Me: "I'm putting away the laundry. Why?"
Doodle: "Well, I am going poopie and there is so much. I can not believe how much poopie came out of me. And my side doesn't hurt anymore. That is so silly!"

No, Doodle. What's silly is that you didn't just listen to me in the first place ...
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26 comments:

  1. JenDecember 8, 2010 at 7:08 AM

    ROFL

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  2. BabyWeightMyFatAssDecember 8, 2010 at 7:28 AM

    awesome lol.

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  3. AnneDecember 8, 2010 at 7:51 AM

    Seriously made me laugh out loud this morning!

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  4. Running RicigDecember 8, 2010 at 8:23 AM

    hahahahahahah! I am literally dying!

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  5. BeachgirlrunningDecember 8, 2010 at 8:48 AM

    How hilarious! Read it to my 5 yr daughter and she loves it too. Keeps asking me to read it over and over again! LOL! Thx for sharing!

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  6. MarleneDecember 8, 2010 at 9:44 AM

    Nothing feels better than a good poopie!

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  7. A Prelude To...December 8, 2010 at 9:45 AM

    Oh! I cannot tell you how many times I've had that same conversation with my kids. Doodle was funnier, though. THAT was great!

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  8. bobbieDecember 8, 2010 at 10:04 AM

    Too CUTE!!! My friends son used to call it "snakes" and would say the toliet is full of "snakes"!

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  9. Julie D.December 8, 2010 at 10:39 AM

    That will keep me laughing most of the day!

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  10. Runners FuelDecember 8, 2010 at 10:51 AM

    So funny!

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  11. EmzDecember 8, 2010 at 11:05 AM

    I love me a good poopie story.

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  12. RaeDecember 8, 2010 at 11:21 AM

    LOL! I am dying here! Hilarious! I love how she calls it poopie. :)

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  13. giraffyDecember 8, 2010 at 11:46 AM

    omg. Literally LOL'ed. Kids are insane.

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  14. Nike AthenaDecember 8, 2010 at 12:32 PM

    Nothing like a good poopie. Doodle cracked me up.

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  15. Fruit FlyDecember 8, 2010 at 1:05 PM

    That is so funny, cute, and Silly!!

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  16. Jess @ Blonde PonytailDecember 8, 2010 at 1:27 PM

    What is it about poopie that is always a good laugh?!! CUTE story!!

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  17. Shellyrm ~ just a country runnerDecember 8, 2010 at 1:30 PM

    Kids are so cute. Your are extra cute with their stories!

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  18. AnonymousDecember 8, 2010 at 3:15 PM

    Oh, we have SO been there... but she was classic!

    My husband thinks pooping is the solution to everything!

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  19. racing dawnDecember 8, 2010 at 4:03 PM

    HAHA! Similar conversations have taken place in our home as well... Love it when us moms are right!

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  20. AprilDecember 8, 2010 at 4:04 PM

    Bahahaha!! You have to remember these conversations for later years!!!

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  21. CharDecember 8, 2010 at 4:24 PM

    If she almost filled the toilet, her side must have been killing her!

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  22. Detroit Runner(Jeff)December 8, 2010 at 7:47 PM

    Now if it was Dad talking, we may have even went in there to see. LOL!

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  23. ajhDecember 8, 2010 at 8:43 PM

    Needed a laugh today. Thanks.

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  24. UnknownDecember 8, 2010 at 8:57 PM

    Too funny. Glad to see I'm not the only one who says that when one of my kids has a stomach ache, "You should go to the bathroom!"

    Winks & Smiles,
    Wifey

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  25. AnonymousDecember 9, 2010 at 12:36 PM

    Hilarious! I tell my kids the same thing when they say their stomach hurts...probably because MY mom told me that as well.

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  26. LookingUpAgainDecember 10, 2010 at 6:56 PM

    Thanks for that laugh today! You kids say the funniest things :)

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