Where: the upstairs bathroom of our house
When: just before bedtime
Dizzle: "Daddy, you have boobies too?"
J: "Yes, but boys call it a chest."
Dizzle: "Boobies, boobies, boobies. Daddy, are those your boobies?"
J: "Yes, it's called a chest. They are pecs."
Dizzle: "Boobies, boobies, boobies."
Minutes later, Doodle and I are peacefully getting ready for bed, when Dizzle busts in yelling ...
"Mommy, G has fake boobies!"
Nice job, J! Great thing to teach a three-year old.
Ok, so it was a little funny ...