Tuesday, August 17, 2010

are you kidding me?

Some days my kids say the most random things. And they never stop talking. On Sunday, I dared Dizzle a quarter to not say a word for five minutes. She did it, but I thought her head was going to explode. She was pacing and kept leaving the room. It was quite funny to watch.

OK, back to the crazy things that come out of their mouths. I seriously can not fathom where they come up with this stuff. Usually I just laugh at them or with them, however you want to look at it. Sometimes I laugh so hard, I cry. Yesterday, both Dizzle and Doodle had quotes that made the "random" list.

On our way to the store, Dizzle said this to me:

"Mom, you know how Dilly is like Justin Bieber? (they share a hairstyle). Well, who from Radio Disney do you think I am? (doesn't let me answer) I think I am Selena Gomez. She's beautiful. And Doodle is Hannah Montana, because she has blond hair."

What? So, you are beautiful like Selena Gomez, but Doodle HAS to be Hannah Montana just because she had blond hair? Are you kidding me?

Funny, right? But the quote of the day came from Doodle, who is three. We were in the kitchen. She was eating lunch and I was facing away from her doing the dishes. We were not talking. I turned around and looked at her. She lifted her fork and said ...

"I'm gonna fork you."

OMG. I nearly peed my pants.

I told you my kids say some RANDOM things ...

21 comments:

Silly Girl Running said...
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Silly Girl Running said...

'I'm gonna fork you.' I'm so going to use that one in court some day! :)

Miz said...

GOOD LORD I LOVE KIDS BRAINS.

ann said...

LOVE IT! I have a 3 and 2 year old...you just never know what they are going to say

kat said...

Too funny, thanks for sharing.

Christa said...

I have a notebook that I write my kids quotes in- some of them just totally blow me away.

So funny!!

Zaneta said...

HAHAHA!!! That just made my day! I laughed so hard! lol

Emz said...

I hope the rest of your day is filled with "fork you" moments.

I love these posts. Now teach your kids how to do the running man. ;)

Kovas Palubinskas said...

I'm just wondering where you fit in the Radio Disney continuum.

Marlene said...

Bahahahaha, you need to record some of this for us!

shellyrm aka jogging stroller mama said...

We just watched a Veggie Tale movie one the drive into work (okay they watch, I listen to one everyday!) but this morning was the Lord of the Beans...I couldn't have peed myself too. That movie has evil Sporks (you know veggies would not like silverware of anykind!). S'ghetti kept saying Spork over and over again. She just thought it was the funniest word ever. Tonight if she misbehaves I'm going tell her I'm goona spork you!
still laughing....so randomly funny!

Candice @ I Have Run said...

I love the things kids say. I have a ongoing list of things my kids say/do on my family blog. Watch out for those forks!

Katie A. said...

Commedians in the making! I hope you're writing this stuff down! It will be great ammunition for their weddings!

Amanda - RunToTheFinish said...

i don't know that I want kids, but i think if i had kids like yours i would be all good. they are hilarious!

Cynthia O'H said...

Reminds me of a boy at school who couldn't say "tr". Whenever he said "truck", I'd have to think twice.

Thanks for your comment on my Sugar Profile.

RunWithKate said...

I love the things kids say! You make me want a little one. They crack me up.
"I'm Selena Gomez" Too cute!

Tricia said...

my 2.5 year old has said "I'm going to fork you" also. Too funny

Beamodel said...

I have three year old twin girls and they have some good ones. Now when we come home from work they say "Hi Kevin(Dad) or Hi Tina(me) too funny.

My on elittle girl always says"You happy Mommy?"

Sara @ Domestically Challenged said...

I love it! My youngest says the best things too!

Julie said...

I think your kids and I would be good friends!! awesome.

Bethany said...

HIGH-larious. I would have DIED if I heard a 3-year old tell me she was gonna fork me. I can only hope my current 6-month old is as funny when he grows up.