Some days my kids say the most random things. And they never stop talking. On Sunday, I dared Dizzle a quarter to not say a word for five minutes. She did it, but I thought her head was going to explode. She was pacing and kept leaving the room. It was quite funny to watch.
OK, back to the crazy things that come out of their mouths. I seriously can not fathom where they come up with this stuff. Usually I just laugh at them or with them, however you want to look at it. Sometimes I laugh so hard, I cry. Yesterday, both Dizzle and Doodle had quotes that made the "random" list.
On our way to the store, Dizzle said this to me:
"Mom, you know how Dilly is like Justin Bieber? (they share a hairstyle). Well, who from Radio Disney do you think I am? (doesn't let me answer) I think I am Selena Gomez. She's beautiful. And Doodle is Hannah Montana, because she has blond hair."
What? So, you are beautiful like Selena Gomez, but Doodle HAS to be Hannah Montana just because she had blond hair? Are you kidding me?
Funny, right? But the quote of the day came from Doodle, who is three. We were in the kitchen. She was eating lunch and I was facing away from her doing the dishes. We were not talking. I turned around and looked at her. She lifted her fork and said ...
"I'm gonna fork you."
OMG. I nearly peed my pants.
I told you my kids say some RANDOM things ...