For all of you who love a stories about bodily functions, here is a conversation I had yesterday with Doodle ...
Doodle: "Mommy. My side hurts."
Me: "Well, honey, you probably have to go to the bathroom."
Doodle: "NO! I! DON'T!"
Me: "Whatever, Doodle. Then stop complaining." (Obviously, I am really sympathetic.)
Doodle: (Whining) "But, my side hurts ..."
Me: "Then go to the bathroom."
Doodle stomps off and I proceed to pick up around the house.
Doodle: (all of 30 seconds later) "Mom?"
Doodle: "I am going to the bathroom."
Me: "I'm super happy for you."
Doodle: (not to me, but loud enough for me to hear): "I just can't stop pooping! I am pooping so much! I'm gonna fill the toilet up. I guess I really had to go poopie."
Doodle: "Mom? What are you doing?"
Me: "I'm putting away the laundry. Why?"
Doodle: "Well, I am going poopie and there is so much. I can not believe how much poopie came out of me. And my side doesn't hurt anymore. That is so silly!"
No, Doodle. What's silly is that you didn't just listen to me in the first place ...
Seriously made me laugh out loud this morning!
hahahahahahah! I am literally dying!
How hilarious! Read it to my 5 yr daughter and she loves it too. Keeps asking me to read it over and over again! LOL! Thx for sharing!
Nothing feels better than a good poopie!
Oh! I cannot tell you how many times I've had that same conversation with my kids. Doodle was funnier, though. THAT was great!
Too CUTE!!! My friends son used to call it "snakes" and would say the toliet is full of "snakes"!
That will keep me laughing most of the day!
I love me a good poopie story.
LOL! I am dying here! Hilarious! I love how she calls it poopie. :)
omg. Literally LOL'ed. Kids are insane.
Nothing like a good poopie. Doodle cracked me up.
That is so funny, cute, and Silly!!
What is it about poopie that is always a good laugh?!! CUTE story!!
Kids are so cute. Your are extra cute with their stories!
Oh, we have SO been there... but she was classic!
My husband thinks pooping is the solution to everything!
HAHA! Similar conversations have taken place in our home as well... Love it when us moms are right!
Bahahaha!! You have to remember these conversations for later years!!!
If she almost filled the toilet, her side must have been killing her!
Now if it was Dad talking, we may have even went in there to see. LOL!
Needed a laugh today. Thanks.
Too funny. Glad to see I'm not the only one who says that when one of my kids has a stomach ache, "You should go to the bathroom!"
Winks & Smiles,
Hilarious! I tell my kids the same thing when they say their stomach hurts...probably because MY mom told me that as well.
Thanks for that laugh today! You kids say the funniest things :)
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