Monday, November 30, 2009

O Skinny Jeans ...

So, I'm not really a festive person. I can't stand Christmas music. My decorations are minimal at best. If I didn't have children, I'm not sure that I would even put up a tree. I'm not a scrooge, but I just don't get what all the fuss is about. I would rather look at other people's decorating efforts than bother with my own.

But, there is one thing I LOVE about the holiday season (other than the food) and that is watching my children take it all in. They love it. And their smiles make me hate it all a little less. J is trying to get me to "get into it all." I'm trying.

So, here is my first feeble attempt to combine Christmas music and something I am thankful for ... my skinny jeans (which I purchased on Black Friday - would you look at that? I'm covering Christmas and Thanksgiving all in one shot).

O Skinny Jeans (sung to the tune of O Christmas Tree)

O Skinny Jeans
O Skinny Jeans
How lovely are your stitches

O Skinny Jeans
O Skinny Jeans
How lovely are your stitches

Your denim hugs my A Star Star
The one I got by running far

O Skinny Jeans
O Skinny Jeans
How lovely are your stitches

The size 16 that I once knew
Has now been melted to a 2

O Skinny Jeans
O Skinny Jeans
How lovely are your stitches

HAPPY HOLIDAYS!

7 comments:

Mel -Tall Mom on the Run said...

Love Love Love it!!!

Wow from a 16 to a 2...Holy What??

Umm I request before and after pictures ASAP..

Hugs to deals and cute jeans. I am still on the hunt for new ones to replace my FAVORITE pair.. UGH! Everything has rips or sparkled pockets..

gba_gf said...

LOooooooVE IT! And now you know how much I LOVE love love to create music lyrics on the blog.

sam said...

OH EM GEE! I love this so much! i died laughing! "Your denim hugs my A Star Star". Did you come up with this?!

Steel Springs said...

This is great!

Nicole said...

I second the request for a before and after picture! I need some inspiration. Your song is hilarious! Love it! We got "The Elf on the Shelf" this year for the kids and it's been a HUGE hit. It just brings an extra element of magic to the Christmas season.

Zoƫ said...

Loves it! And 16 to 2?? WOW! AWESOME!

Black Friday skinny jeans = Love

Kerrie said...

This hits so close to home (well, not the Christmas-hating part, but you knew that). But I was a 16 when I started running and I'm down to a 10! Woohoo! Not sure if I'll make it to a 2, though. Dang girl!

PS: I totally cracked up at "A Star Star"! Too funny!